[[zh:rts]] : While any text editor can save your files, only Emacs can save your soul. -- PerAbrahamsen : kensanata: do you program using ICE and Neuromancer style cyberspace? : bpalmer: no, i use Emacs! :D Click on the header to list all pages with Emacs related humor. Examples: * AddictedToVi * Be prepared for [http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/curves.jpg Emacs' unique learning curve] * CUSTOMiZATiON -- a dictionary entry * ChurchOfEmacs -- religious fanatics use Emacs and are used by Emacs * DailySacrifice * [[Deldo]] -- Because sometimes you really can love emacs too much * DontReadItsName -- using font-lock to censor your files! * EditorSuckOMeter -- see who's best: Emacs or Vi! * EditorsUsedByOthers -- not all famous people use Emacs * Emacs References in Userfriendly [http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20070910] * EmacsAlphabet -- there's something in Emacs for every letter in the alphabet! * EmacsAndLife -- the One editor is a parable for our lives * EmacsChannelQuotes * EmacsDefense -- if you ever meet unbelievers... * EmacsHaiku -- poetry * EmacsIsYourBestBet -- using Emacs is your best bet in this life and the next * EmacsKeyBindingCriticisms -- criticisms of legacy, and therefore default, key bindings of Emacs * EmacsKoans -- wisdom * EmacsNilism * EmacsOldbie -- aging as fast as you editor. * EmacsPaccMan (Italian only) generator of automatic excuse for missed appointment * EmacsReleaseDates -- when will it be released!? * EmacsStories -- Stories about Emacs use in the wild * EmacsTickets -- Emacs also can play this wonderful game. * EndorsedByAAOS -- Emacs wins a ringing endorsement from the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. * EnjoyWrestlingWithEmacs * EscapeMetaAltControlShift * EveUsesEmacs * FarmerWolfGoatCabbage - solved! * GenesisProject - org-mode and the creation of the world * [[https://blog.tecosaur.com/tmio/2022-04-01-confluence.html Org dev team quit and opt for Confluence]] * GnusMnemonics * IfYourCarWereEmacs * IgorThpeak -- make human language read and sound funny * MuaWar -- debates on mail readers for Emacs * OnwardEmacsCoders -- a song to sing when marching to war ... * ParenthesesRule -- love thy ##()##! * PerilSensitiveSunglasses -- protect yourself from reading dangerous stuff on Emacs by putting on your sunglasses. * [http://philosecurity.org/2009/03/23/pirates-and-ninjas-emacs-or-vi Pirates and Ninjas: Emacs or vi?] * PoorMansViMode -- what Vi lovers do * SacrificingVi -- what we do to Vi lovers * StarTrekTheUndiscoveredEmacs -- a parody in one act * SuperDuperRedundantPlus -- the package so great you don't even really need it! * TabsSpacesBoth * TheBeginning -- in the beginning was the lambda... * TheIciclesWampeter -- the truth about [[Icicles]] * TheKitchenSink * [http://xkcd.com/378 "There's an Emacs command to do that"] * TheTruePath -- ed! The One True Editor * [http://secretgeek.net/lisp_truth.asp The Truth About Lisp]: "Only lispers have a true definition of fun." -- this is about Lisp * [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Emacs Uncyclopedia: Emacs] is sort-of-funny. * ViQuit -- what Vi lovers do in Emacs * ViTutorial * VimReleased -- cataclysms online * WaitingForEmacs * [http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=emacs&type=1 What Emacs is] * WhyUseEmacs -- why is Emacs so cool? What kinds of neat stuff can it do? (There is no good answer to that one) * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcL86UpqZc Interview with an Emacs enthusiast - 2023 Youtube] - For a good laugh Some of the stuff is only half humorous: * BrainFuck -- interpreter and compiler for the weirdest programming language * ComparativeEmacsology -- Emacs and XEmacs incompatibilities and how to deal with them * MadeWithSecretAlienTechnology * PrettyLambda -- translate "lambda" to "λ" * TabsAreEvil -- more than you ever wanted to know about when tabs cause trouble in source code, and when they do not -- also: TabsSpacesBoth! ;) * ViMacs -- emulating Emacs in vim * ViSearchAndReplace -- impress vim users Other pages of "interest": * Editing as a marriage [http://ezine.daemonnews.org/199810/editing.html] (on [http://web.archive.org/web/20061013063037/http://ezine.daemonnews.org/199810/editing.html Internet Archive]) * [https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html Ed, man! !man ed] * [https://archive.ph/3WtTg My husband has become a vim peasant - please advise] - Internet archive from r/emacs * [https://baty.net/2024/06/the-gravitational-pull-of-emacs/ The gravitational pull of Emacs] - blog post * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0jVuuXB7_g The fastest Emacs startup tutorial]] (2024, 08:31)